What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:28
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.